Agony - An Alliance Guild on US-Muradin

Schools out forever!!!

Ox — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 06:59:50 -0000

Posted 03/09/2010 11:59 PM by Ox.

A near flawless night in ICC resulted in our first Professor Putricide kill. Grats us. We owe everything to the albino snake club.

Agony drops an angry poo!

Ox — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 08:26:51 -0000

Posted 01/22/2010 01:26 AM by Ox.

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rotface luv meh no mo 
and yes that stupid character at the end of agon in the pic below is a y 
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Our ecstasy was quickly subdued when we learned we had to go back... 
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Festergut deaded, Rotface took an angry poo...

Ox — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 07:23:55 -0000

Posted 01/15/2010 12:23 AM by Ox.

We've seen enough angry poo to last us an eternity, but rotface should be dead soon. The new wing has been an enjoyable challenge. I think we have the Deliverance twins down - looking forward to the professor.
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American Agony

Ox — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 08:02:44 -0000

Posted 12/18/2009 01:02 AM by Ox.

So a few of us stole Saurfang's stage for a little American Agony. There was singing, fig pluckers, farm animals, motorcycles, and dead stuff too... 
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...people rejoiced... 
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Lady Deathwhisper

Neef — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 20:32:52 -0000

Posted 12/09/2009 01:32 PM by Neef.

Note to self, when she is tickled while her shield is down, she likes to leave clouds of death around the room.
 
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She be Dee-Eee-Dee - Ded!

Lord Marrowgar

Neef — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 20:30:37 -0000

Posted 12/09/2009 01:30 PM by Neef.

Just because you have four times as many bones and skulls as any other raid boss doesn't mean you can throw a tantrum whenever you want. Sheesh...
 
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Nevermind...

the Undying

Ox — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 07:35:13 -0000

Posted 12/04/2009 12:35 AM by Ox.

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Our last news update inspired the entire guild to join team Edward - true story. We bought shirts and team edward vitamin water.</center>

Go Team Edward & Team Axl!!!

Ox — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 17:35:07 -0000

Posted 11/25/2009 10:35 AM by Ox.

After almost a month of preparation, Agony finally did what most thought impossible. With an obscene level of coordination, we managed to accomplish A Poke In The Eye at roughly the same time that Edward was dumping Bella in a forest near her house. Malygos got all teary-eyed at the same time as millions of teenage girls across the world.
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Obviously the above coordination is impressive and deserves top billing. However, we had another impressive achievement minutes before the coordinated teary-eyed extravaganza. Several members attended a Guns N' Roses concert. After getting high and singing Knockin' on Heavens Door during the encore, they inspired us to do our own knockin'. (Unfortunately our high brethren passed out before we could get in the infamous third knock.) I'm sure we'll get all three knocks in next time (assuming our members can stay away from the peace pipe.)

Back to the '80s PUSH IT

Ox — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 07:40:05 -0000

Posted 11/18/2009 12:40 AM by Ox.

We all sang Salt'n Pepper songs tonight. It was pretty fun too, until Mr. T jumped out of the bushes and took out our entire 10-man raid. Zei took a gold Mercedes emblem to the head, Obo fainted, and Ticore talked Mr. T into killing Steelbreaker for us. Hurray epix!</center>

Stuff died...

Ox — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 07:03:21 -0000

Posted 11/06/2009 12:03 AM by Ox.

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<a href="http://www.wowhead.com/?achievement=3056" class="q11">Orbit-uary</a> ||| <a href="http://www.wowhead.com/?achievement=2923" class="q11">Iron Dwarf, Medium Rare</a> ||| <a href="http://www.wowhead.com/?achievement=3076" class="q11">Nine Lives</a>
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